Delta Demo by Mega Team
EA CO - - WRITTEN BY STONE - PRESS FIRE TO START - THIS IS THE MEGATEAM THIS DEMO WAS WRITTEN BY STONE OF THE MIGHTY MEGATEAM ... I ONLY LEARNED MACHINE CODE YESTERDAY,SO I WROTE THIS DEMO IN BASIC BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROGRAM RASTER INTERRUPTS ... WHAT A SHAME! ... ALL RIGHT ... I LIED,COZ THIS DEMO WAS ACTUALLY PROGRAMMED WITH HESMON,AND USING MY SPLIT-O-MATIC SCREEN DIVIDER ... NO SIDEBORDER SCROLL ... LETS LEAVE THAT TO 1001,SHALL WE? ... THE MUSIC WAS,AS YOU GOTTA KNOW,RIPPED FROM -DELTA- BY STAVROS F. AND WRITTEN BY ROB B+B HUBBARD ... WHILE THE COLD WINDS BLOW UP HERE IN NORWAY,WE'RE SITTING IN OUR IGLOOS STARVING 2 DEATH COZ THE POLAR BEAR ATE UP ALL OUR FISH ... BUT THERE'S - NOTHING TO FEAR,COZ THE MEGATEAM IS HERE! ... I REALLY HATE THE NORWEGIAN WINTER,I HAVE JUST BEEN OUTSIDE SHOVING TONS OF SNOW,AND BELIEVE ME,ITS HEAVY STUFF ... GONNA WATCH WRESTLEMANIA III ON SUNDAY THE 29TH? ... I AM! ... IF U'D LIKE 2 HEAR THE OTHER SOUNDTRACKS FROM -DELTA- JUST PRESS THE KEYS "1" 2 "/" ... I WOULD LIKE SOME NEW CONTACTS ... SO IF U WOULD LIKE 2 CONTACT US,U CAN FIND OUR ADDRESS SOMEWHERE IN THE MEMORY ... *** THIS IS A MESSAGE TO HIPPO:YOU DID NOT, I REPEAT N O T MAKE THIS DEMO ... GO TELL THAT 2 YOUR PALS! *** ... I MUST THANK THE 1 & ONLY MR.MAX. FOR SUCH FAST SENDINGS ... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! ... I'M SORRY THAT I'M NOT AS FAST,COZ I'VE GOT SOOOO MUCH HOMEWORK 2 DO ... DON'T U DIG PRINCE'S "SIGN OF THE TIMES"? ... IT'S KIND OF BORING TO TYPE IN ALL THIS TEXT IN HEX ... THAT'S THE REASON I DON'T DO IT! ... BIG JOKE!... WELL,I SEE IT'S TIME TO MOVE THE SCREEN INTO THE MEMORY,SO PLEASE WAIT A MOMENT ..... ....IT IS DONE ... THE TIME IS NOW 03:09 AM, AND I FEEL VEEERY TIRED ... ZZZZ... ...ZZHUH? OH,YES I HADN'T QUITE FINISHED ... IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR THE GREETINGS YOU MIGHT JUST AS WELL SWITCH THIS THING OFF ... COZ I'M TOO TIRED TO WRITE THAT SORT OF CRAP RIGHT NOW [YAWN] ... I THINK I'D BETTER FINISH UP MY COKE BEFORE MY BROTHER DOES *GULP* *BURP* SORRY ... I AM AN AVID ZZAP64 READER! ... BUT I NEVER BUY THE THING BECAUSE I CANT AFFORD IT ... WILL SOMEBODY GIVE ME A SUBSCRIPTION??! ... DONATIONS ARE WELCOME ... I AM SORRY ABOUT THE LOW QUALITY OF THE GAME,BUT I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO WITH MY TIME THAN TO MAKE FREE GAMES ... IF SOMEBODY GAVE ME A CONTRACT I WOULD PROGRAM "SALAMANDER" BECAUSE ITS SO BRILL,AND SNOWMAN THINX SO 2. DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO MAKE HUBBARD DRUMS ON THE SOUNDMONITOR? PLEASE CALL,COZ IT BEATS ME! ... I WOULD LIKE TO SEND SOME HATE ALONG TO THE BIGGEST ASSHOLES AROUND : *JACKPOT* AND *NCA* :-...PLEASE DO NOT 'CRACK' OUR GAMES & DEMOS WITH THE FINAL CARTRIDGE! WE ALL THINK THAT SORT OF BASTARDLY BUSINESS IS CHILDISH AND UTTERLY RIDICULOUS ... DON'T WE? ... I THINK I WILL BE ENTERING MY BED IN A LITTLE WHILE,BECAUSE I'M READING MACLEAN'S "WHEN EIGHT BELLS TOLL" AND I'M GONNA TURN "FLESH FOR FANTASY" UP TO FULL VOLUME,AND THEN I'LL KICK MY BROTHER OUT IN THE SNOW,BECAUSE MY MUM AND DAD ARE OUT. ...MY COUSIN CALLS ME 10 TIMES A DAY COZ I HAVE HAD HIS DISKS FOR 3 MONTHS AND STILL DONE NOTHING WITH THEM. SO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DONT RUIN MY LIFE WITH YOUR UNSPOKEN GRIEF! ... BY THE WAY,'EUROCRACK',YOU DONT SEEM TO HAVE REALIZED THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE WORDS "CRACKING" AND "FREEZING" ...ARE YOU MENTALLY RETARDED? YOU DONT IMPRESS ME BY CHANGING THE TEXT OF MY 'CRAZY DEMO' ... I WONDER IF MEMBER OF JAZZCAT,JAZOO [ALSO KNOWN AS 'THE CANNABIS KID'] IS STILL ALIVE ... I HAVEN'T SEEN HIM 4 AGES! ... THIS PART IS DEDICATED TO "HIPPO" :- I NOW HAVE "THE LAST NINJA" ....OH SHIT,THE PHONE IS RINGING. BETCHA IT IS HIM,THE FASTEST PHONE DIALLER & BIG TALKER IN THE WORLD TODAY :- "HIPPO"! ...AND IT WAS. HE STARTED TO CRY WHEN HE FOUND OUT THAT I DIDN'T HAVE "NINJA" AT ALL. HA! ... THAT SHOULD GIVE KING A GOOD LAUGH! ... I GOTTA SAY HI TO DEVIL,THE SHY ONE, YOU MAKE AMAZING PICCIES!! THE MEGATEAM MEMBERS DESERVE AT LEAST A SMALL YO!...KING...DEVIL...HIPPO...STONE [MYSELF]...+SOME GUYS I DON'T KNOW THE NAMES OF... ...IF YOU THINK THE COLORS IN THIS DEMO ARE BAD,THEN I AM VERY SORRY ... THE REASON IS THAT I ONLY HAVE A BLACK & WHITE TV. IF YOU THINK THE COLORS ARE REALLY REALLY REALLY BAD,THEN I SUGGEST YOU BUY ME A MONITOR! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE "VITAL IDOL" ON CD... ...OH,NO!!! I HEAR MY PARENTS COMING HOME...I GUESS IT IS BEDTIME FOR ME NOW,SEE YOU TOMORROW. NIGHT ALL! GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY,ERR GOOD AFTERNOON THAT IS,COZ THE TIME IS NOW 1:36 PM. AND I HAVE JUST FALLEN OUT OF BED,I AM SORRY THAT MY HAIR IS WET,COZ I FELL ASLEEP DRINKING A CUP OF TEA DURING MY BREAKFAST. DO U LIKE 2 READ SCROLLING TEXT? I THINK THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG ONE. THE SUN IS NOW SHINING AND THE BIRDS ARE SINGING AND EVERYTHING IS GOOD,EXCEPT ONE THING:- I HAVE 2 GO 2 SCHOOL TOMORROW! AAH! THE TEACHERS ARE MEAN,AND I THINK I'M GONNA GET A 2 [OUT OF 6] IN MATHS... ...IT HURTS! AND MY TEQUILA BOTTLE IS EMPTY. WELL,I'LL SURVIVE. AT LEAST UNTIL TOMORROW. I HAVE JUST MADE A NEW CRUNCHER,AND IT IS VERY GOOD. IT CRUNCHES FROM $0400 TO $FFFF AND DID HYPERSPORTS FROM 254 BLOCKS TO 170 BLOCKS. I HOPE MY NEXT DEMO WILL INCLUDE A SELF-MADE TUNE MADE WITH THE SOUNDMONITOR,BUT NOW I REALLY HAVE TO QUIT,COZ MY MUM WANTS ME TO TIDY UP MY ROOM. AUF WIEDERSEHEN! - CTCTC CTC CTC^C - C[C[C'C[C"C C^C] -